READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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