Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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