i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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