you would pick up someone in the library
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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