Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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