just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm getting married
To pizza
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
