cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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