shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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