im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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