yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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