there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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