i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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