But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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