He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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