i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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