So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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