i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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