Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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