So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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