I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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