but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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