I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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