..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human