Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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