If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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