my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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