dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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