We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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