If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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