i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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