so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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