I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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