Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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