when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Your cock deserves a montage
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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