pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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