i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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