So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
