His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
