They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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