I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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