Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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