I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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