no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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