GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
