You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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