omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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