haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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