Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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