she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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