Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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