Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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