i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Two words: nipple clamps
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