i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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