You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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