I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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