He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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