I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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