quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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