dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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