i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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